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A lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner..
Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Don't Mess With Ladies!
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Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner..
Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Don't Mess With Ladies!
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WANNA know what GONNA means? LEMME show you.
Have you seen words like "gonna" or "wanna" and wondered what they mean? Perhaps you have looked in a dictionary and been unable to find them. That's because these words are "informal contractions" or short forms of other words that people use when speaking informally. They are not exactly slang, but they are a little like slang. In fact, if you look in a good (big) dictionary, you will usually find them.
Here are the 7 most common informal contractions, with example sentences:
1. GIMME = give me
Gimme your money.
Don't gimme that rubbish.
Can you gimme a hand?
2. GONNA = going to
Nothing's gonna change my love for you.
I'm not gonna tell you.
What are you gonna do?
3a. GOTTA = (have) got a
I've gotta gun.
I gotta gun.
She hasn't gotta penny
Have you gotta car?
3b. GOTTA = (have) got to
I've gotta go now.
I gotta go now.
We haven't gotta do that.
Have they gotta work?
4. INIT = isn't it
That's smart, init?
Init strange?
5. KINDA = kind of
She's kinda cute.
Are you kinda mad at me?
6. LEMME = let me
Lemme go!
He didn't lemme see it.
7a. WANNA = want to
I wanna go home.
I don't wanna go.
Do you wanna watch TV?
7b. WANNA = want a
I wanna coffee.
I don't wanna thing from you.
Do you wanna beer?
Please remember that these are *informal* contractions.
That means that we do not use them in "correct" speech, and we almost never use them in writing. We use them only when speaking fast and informally, for example with friends. Also, the sentences above may be a little artificial because when we use a contraction like "wanna", we probably also use other contractions in the same sentence, as follows:
Do you want a beer?
Do you wanna beer?
D'you wanna beer?
D'ya wanna beer?
Ya wanna beer?
Wanna beer?
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Have you seen words like "gonna" or "wanna" and wondered what they mean? Perhaps you have looked in a dictionary and been unable to find them. That's because these words are "informal contractions" or short forms of other words that people use when speaking informally. They are not exactly slang, but they are a little like slang. In fact, if you look in a good (big) dictionary, you will usually find them.
Here are the 7 most common informal contractions, with example sentences:
1. GIMME = give me
Gimme your money.
Don't gimme that rubbish.
Can you gimme a hand?
2. GONNA = going to
Nothing's gonna change my love for you.
I'm not gonna tell you.
What are you gonna do?
3a. GOTTA = (have) got a
I've gotta gun.
I gotta gun.
She hasn't gotta penny
Have you gotta car?
3b. GOTTA = (have) got to
I've gotta go now.
I gotta go now.
We haven't gotta do that.
Have they gotta work?
4. INIT = isn't it
That's smart, init?
Init strange?
5. KINDA = kind of
She's kinda cute.
Are you kinda mad at me?
6. LEMME = let me
Lemme go!
He didn't lemme see it.
7a. WANNA = want to
I wanna go home.
I don't wanna go.
Do you wanna watch TV?
7b. WANNA = want a
I wanna coffee.
I don't wanna thing from you.
Do you wanna beer?
Please remember that these are *informal* contractions.
That means that we do not use them in "correct" speech, and we almost never use them in writing. We use them only when speaking fast and informally, for example with friends. Also, the sentences above may be a little artificial because when we use a contraction like "wanna", we probably also use other contractions in the same sentence, as follows:
Do you want a beer?
Do you wanna beer?
D'you wanna beer?
D'ya wanna beer?
Ya wanna beer?
Wanna beer?
Some of the teenagers who wear school uniforms, both junior and senior high school whiff of smoke visible from the mouth. Smoke out that nothing else is smoke coming from a cigarette that they taste. This phenomenon is already visible during the period of the last few years, when they should not do.
Landscape has become a spectacle our day-to-day, both in big cities or in rural areas. Not only on the fringe of the road or while on the bus. But the teenagers who are still students that sometimes just do so in front of their school. "This symbol of the association, if not smoke it's hard to socialize with the others." said a student who enjoys a passionate Cigarette.
The phrase is always a reason for young people to be interesting friend the other so it would-smoking follow-up. So, what right do not smoke if bakalan difficult to socialize and have a lot of friends? "Evidence to date I still have many friends in spite of not smoking. Moreover, as a music player in the school, which of course requires stamina enough and I think I have to use for smoking, "said Dian, a student SMKN 6 Medan.
Well, if why we also need to smoke, if that be thought rather more dangerous there. As in terms of health, I know I substances are found in a cigarette. According to the world health body (WHO) in 4000 there were cigarette chemicals and toxic substances. Cigarette smoke can make directly damaged cells respiratory tract. Although not a smoker, you can also be called when the passive smokers inhale smoke in the environment sekitarmu. It can also damage the health too!
Would like to know more clearly about the toxic substances and is in a cigarette, you well know, and try to think is wise. First is' nicotine ', have the nature of this substance adiktif that can make us so addicted. Once burned, 25% of the nicotine in cigarettes directly into the blood circulation and to the human brain in 15 seconds. The effect, you will be easy to blood vessel constriction and a lack of oxygen throughout the body. Next is a 'tar', in the world of medicine known as the alias name karsinogenik substances capable of causing cancer. Dregs of the smoke will stick in the lungs. Slowly for 20 to 30 years, this material will change epitel bronkus normal cells in the lung cancer cells become malignant.
The second is carbon monoxide, or CO, is the same as the gas issued car exhaust tip. This will prevent oxygen absorption of oxygen by red blood cells in the body. So is the substance ammonia (the floor), BENZEN, Nitrosamin, Naftalen (camphor), hydrogen cyanide, radon, Aseton (eraser paint nails), Toleun, Metanol (rocket fuel), Arsenik (white ant poison), Butan ( lighter fuel), and various other toxic substances zenis. Nah, already tahukan, various toxic substances that there is a cigarette? And ngapain also try to smoke, but with not smoking you will appear more healthy and more fresh.
In addition to the health factor is, of course you also have potential in terms of financial losses. You certainly know how the price of a cigarette you need to remove the codes. Then compare it with the pocket money that a student each day. Well, make what you spend money only for a cigarette that does not have these benefits. Not yet, you need to pay for school fees and daily necessities. Oops I pity the parents you, since that is second this berikrar and you have to say forget smoking! Want to Try begins Try -
Smoking among teenagers in the first and only want to participate, following a friend, but after trying finally hooked. This is like the Deni said, "At first I did not smokers, but also gravely if I do not smoke, because I am in the environment at all so I smoke follow-up also smoking." Said student SMK 2 Dwi Warna. Deni confess initially took charge-smoking follow-up to the continuity and hard to stop. According to him, the influence of environmental enough to be a smoker.
However Deni also fond of sports, these activities make them more shape and reduce suck smoke cigarettes. Sports is one of the activities that she can be addicted to smoke. When asked intention to quit smoking he said, "I hard as I join the friends who are also smokers, but the intention is not only a prescription can be," he said.
In fact, Deni hope there is a container that holds itself together to stop smoking and campagned loss-loss due to smoke cigarettes in order to suck the next generation regardless of the poison caused by cigarette smoke. He says less information on the negative impact arising from smoking and colleagues argued that the play is also the same as him.
"We as a Teen sometimes see things that happen around us, and most people from different circles so we consume cigarette smoking also follow-up without thinking about consequences." Add Deni again.
Cigarettes will also change your appearance, some of the things that looks real with the smoke breath you will not be a Fresh smell. Your teeth also become yellowish and turning into black and does not make you smile bright. Eyelid so hollow shaft so that the eye does not shine. Worse again wrinkle face start to appear, so look a little older. Hair is also a faint odor and smoke. The point is cigarettes makes you worst.
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Landscape has become a spectacle our day-to-day, both in big cities or in rural areas. Not only on the fringe of the road or while on the bus. But the teenagers who are still students that sometimes just do so in front of their school. "This symbol of the association, if not smoke it's hard to socialize with the others." said a student who enjoys a passionate Cigarette.
The phrase is always a reason for young people to be interesting friend the other so it would-smoking follow-up. So, what right do not smoke if bakalan difficult to socialize and have a lot of friends? "Evidence to date I still have many friends in spite of not smoking. Moreover, as a music player in the school, which of course requires stamina enough and I think I have to use for smoking, "said Dian, a student SMKN 6 Medan.
Well, if why we also need to smoke, if that be thought rather more dangerous there. As in terms of health, I know I substances are found in a cigarette. According to the world health body (WHO) in 4000 there were cigarette chemicals and toxic substances. Cigarette smoke can make directly damaged cells respiratory tract. Although not a smoker, you can also be called when the passive smokers inhale smoke in the environment sekitarmu. It can also damage the health too!
Would like to know more clearly about the toxic substances and is in a cigarette, you well know, and try to think is wise. First is' nicotine ', have the nature of this substance adiktif that can make us so addicted. Once burned, 25% of the nicotine in cigarettes directly into the blood circulation and to the human brain in 15 seconds. The effect, you will be easy to blood vessel constriction and a lack of oxygen throughout the body. Next is a 'tar', in the world of medicine known as the alias name karsinogenik substances capable of causing cancer. Dregs of the smoke will stick in the lungs. Slowly for 20 to 30 years, this material will change epitel bronkus normal cells in the lung cancer cells become malignant.
The second is carbon monoxide, or CO, is the same as the gas issued car exhaust tip. This will prevent oxygen absorption of oxygen by red blood cells in the body. So is the substance ammonia (the floor), BENZEN, Nitrosamin, Naftalen (camphor), hydrogen cyanide, radon, Aseton (eraser paint nails), Toleun, Metanol (rocket fuel), Arsenik (white ant poison), Butan ( lighter fuel), and various other toxic substances zenis. Nah, already tahukan, various toxic substances that there is a cigarette? And ngapain also try to smoke, but with not smoking you will appear more healthy and more fresh.
In addition to the health factor is, of course you also have potential in terms of financial losses. You certainly know how the price of a cigarette you need to remove the codes. Then compare it with the pocket money that a student each day. Well, make what you spend money only for a cigarette that does not have these benefits. Not yet, you need to pay for school fees and daily necessities. Oops I pity the parents you, since that is second this berikrar and you have to say forget smoking! Want to Try begins Try -
Smoking among teenagers in the first and only want to participate, following a friend, but after trying finally hooked. This is like the Deni said, "At first I did not smokers, but also gravely if I do not smoke, because I am in the environment at all so I smoke follow-up also smoking." Said student SMK 2 Dwi Warna. Deni confess initially took charge-smoking follow-up to the continuity and hard to stop. According to him, the influence of environmental enough to be a smoker.
However Deni also fond of sports, these activities make them more shape and reduce suck smoke cigarettes. Sports is one of the activities that she can be addicted to smoke. When asked intention to quit smoking he said, "I hard as I join the friends who are also smokers, but the intention is not only a prescription can be," he said.
In fact, Deni hope there is a container that holds itself together to stop smoking and campagned loss-loss due to smoke cigarettes in order to suck the next generation regardless of the poison caused by cigarette smoke. He says less information on the negative impact arising from smoking and colleagues argued that the play is also the same as him.
"We as a Teen sometimes see things that happen around us, and most people from different circles so we consume cigarette smoking also follow-up without thinking about consequences." Add Deni again.
Cigarettes will also change your appearance, some of the things that looks real with the smoke breath you will not be a Fresh smell. Your teeth also become yellowish and turning into black and does not make you smile bright. Eyelid so hollow shaft so that the eye does not shine. Worse again wrinkle face start to appear, so look a little older. Hair is also a faint odor and smoke. The point is cigarettes makes you worst.
